Friday, January 25, 2008

Now THESE are the oldest tricks in the book

Tap neighbor on left shoulder. When he turns to look, club his wife and drag her to your cave.

Kill mammoth. Crawl into mammoth carcass. When saber-toothed tiger comes to feast, explode from mammoth with spear.

Read the whole list by Neil Reynolds for McSweeney's.

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