Bill Clinton as a champion for monogamy?

Just this week, he gave a speech emphasizing the importance of monogamy as a key element in the battle against AIDS. Hard to believe he can say such things with a straight face (but he's certainly demonstrated that he has no shame).

Jim Taranto had a great line about this. Al Gore speaks about the need to save the planet, but consumes far more resources than the typical person. Gore tries to justify his behavior by buying carbon credits - - he pays someone else to conserve. In the same way, Clinton could buy monogamy credits - - pay someone else to be faithful.

Sounds silly? CheatNeutral.com claims to allow you to "offset your indiscretions":

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*Previously: Valentine's Day cards you'd send to your ex.