But did you notice my client's third testicle?

The article's a little vague as to exactly who is on trial for what, but the main point is that a woman is alleging sexual misconduct, and during cross examination was asked whether she noticed her assailant's unusual growth, which resembled a third testicle. The witness answered that she had not. Link (don't worry, no photo). Via. (Photo link.)


Here's a few more stories:

1. Best Buy is considering substituting its old lousy logo for a new, possibly worse looking logo:

I wonder what logo would best capture its delightful blend of mediocre selection and high prices? Via.


2. After receiving much mockery, Vietnam suspended its plan to ban very short, thin and flat-chested people from driving. Link. Via.


3. Domino's finds out Pizza Hut is testing out the "Natural" and "Natural Rustica" pizzas in the USA, proceeds to trademark those names in the UK. Link. Via.


4. And who doesn't like a good Brezhnev joke:

When Brezhnev took over as Soviet chairman, he found two letters in his desk from his predecessor, along with a note to open them only in times of emergency when he didn't have an excuse.

Brezhnev got into trouble, and opened the first one. It said "Blame everything on me."

When Brezhnev got into trouble the second time, he opened the second letter, and it said "Sit down, and write two letters..."

Via.

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