Please, big, wet man, don't stab me with your giant torpedo

Some hilarious covers in the Marvel Solicitations for April 2009:


Moon Knight against some pro wrestlers on the cover of Moon Knight #29 by Gabriele Dell'Otto.



Arthur Suydam proves a flaming skull can really emote with the cover of Ghost Rider #34.



Pasqual Ferry captures the spirit of the Fantastic Four with the cover to Dark Reign: Fantastic Four #2.



And Namor threatens to shove his torpedo into a man paralyzed with awe on the cover to Sub-Mariner Comics #1 70th Anniversary Special by Marcos Martin.


Best cover of the month is:



Sonny Liew's cover to Pride & Prejudice #1.

*Previously: Wonder Woman sure faced a lot of big missiles in her day.

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