Showing posts with label a-team. Show all posts
Showing posts with label a-team. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Mr. T got his necklaces from people who lost fights

Wikipedia on Mr. T:
Tureaud next worked as a bouncer. It was at this time that he created the persona of Mr. T. His wearing of gold neck chains and other jewelry was the result of customers losing the items or leaving them behind at the night club after a fight. A customer, who may have been banned from the club or trying to avoid another confrontation, would not have to re-enter the club if Mr. T wore their jewelry as he stood out front. When a customer returned to claim the item, it was readily visible and available with no further confrontations required.
His Wikipedia page reads like an American tall tale:
He then enlisted in the United States Army and served in the Military Police Corps. In July 1976 Tureaud's platoon sergeant punished him by giving him the detail of chopping down trees during training camp at Fort McCoy in Wisconsin, but the sergeant did not tell how many trees to stop at, and so Tureaud had single-handedly chopped down over seventy trees from 6:30am to 10:00am until a higher ranking major in shock relieved him, superseding the sergeant's orders.
And his real life was more interesting than the A-Team:
He eventually parlayed his job as a bouncer into a career as a bodyguard that lasted almost ten years. During these years he protected, among others, sixteen prostitutes, nine welfare recipients, five preachers, eight bankers, ten school teachers, and four store owners. As his reputation improved, however, he was contracted to guard, among others, David Fricker, seven clothes designers, five models, seven judges, three politicians, six athletes, and forty-two millionaires. He protected well-known personalities like Muhammad Ali, Steve McQueen, Michael Jackson, Leon Spinks, Joe Frazier and Diana Ross, charging $3,000/day. with the highest charge of $10,000 per day depending on the clientele's risk-rate and traveling locations. With his reputation as "Mr.T", Tureaud attracted strange offers and was frequently approached with odd commissions, which included: assassination, tracking runaway teenagers, locating missing persons, and large firms asking him to collect past-due payments by force.
His autobiography is available at Amazon.

Friday, January 28, 2011

This sign apparently got Paul Maybury fired from Whole Foods



I pity the Whole Foods shoppers that didn't like this sign. (Update: it only sort of got him fired.)

On the other hand, this one might have been a little too adventurous:



And this one probably was a little offensive.

*Buy Lonely Planet Signspotting 2 : The World's Most Absurd Signs at Amazon.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Infinity Gauntlet/Power Glove (and more)

Three Threadless designs that caught my eye. Click on the voting widgets if you want Threadless to make them:



Power Glove/Infinity Gauntlet by Jonah:

Infinity Power - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More





Alien nesting dolls by Konrad Dobson:

Inner Child - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More





The A-Team as animals by Bocognani Florent:

The Animal TEAM - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

*Buy Thanos toys at eBay.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Mr. T(iger) t-shirt deisgn



Mr. T as a Tiger t-shirt design by buko. If you'd like the chance to buy it, vote by clicking on the voting widget:

Mr. T(iger) - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

*Previously: Photo of the new A-Team.

*Buy A-Team toys at eBay.

Mr. T(iger) t-shirt deisgn



Mr. T as a Tiger t-shirt design by buko. If you'd like the chance to buy it, vote by clicking on the voting widget:

Mr. T(iger) - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More

*Previously: Photo of the new A-Team.

*Buy A-Team toys at eBay.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Dead Tauntaun with Luke wedding cake (link roundup)



Dead Tauntaun with Luke Skywalker wedding cake by Cake Nouveau for Chris Trevas' wedding. More photos here. Relatedly, Cake Nouveau is hosting a jack-o-lantern design contest.

And a few more links:

1. The mother of a dead baseball player is suing Louisville Slugger because aluminum bats make baseballs go fast. Via.

2. Some Jews (and others) object to autopsies on religious grounds. Medical examiners try to accommodate those concerns by making minimal intrusions when possible. But increasingly, medical examiners can use three-dimensional visualizations to inspect the body without making a single cut. The scans are much cheaper than autopsies, which cost approximately $4,500(!). Via.

3. Photo of the new A-Team (and their van).

*Previously: Plush Tauntaun with frozen Luke Skywalker.

*Buy Tauntauns at eBay.

Dead Tauntaun with Luke wedding cake (link roundup)



Dead Tauntaun with Luke Skywalker wedding cake by Cake Nouveau for Chris Trevas' wedding. More photos here. Relatedly, Cake Nouveau is hosting a jack-o-lantern design contest.

And a few more links:

1. The mother of a dead baseball player is suing Louisville Slugger because aluminum bats make baseballs go fast. Via.

2. Some Jews (and others) object to autopsies on religious grounds. Medical examiners try to accommodate those concerns by making minimal intrusions when possible. But increasingly, medical examiners can use three-dimensional visualizations to inspect the body without making a single cut. The scans are much cheaper than autopsies, which cost approximately $4,500(!). Via.

3. Photo of the new A-Team (and their van).

*Previously: Plush Tauntaun with frozen Luke Skywalker.

*Buy Tauntauns at eBay.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Angus MacLane's Lego CubeDudes










Hellboy, T-1000, Aquaman, Shipwreck, Robocop, Mazinger Z, Dr. Horrible, and Hannibal Smith. Believe it or not, just a tiny sampling of the Lego CubeDudes posted by Angus MacLane.

*Previously: Mazinger plus Superman equals Japanese Superman.

*Buy A-Team toys at eBay.

Angus MacLane's Lego CubeDudes










Hellboy, T-1000, Aquaman, Shipwreck, Robocop, Mazinger Z, Dr. Horrible, and Hannibal Smith. Believe it or not, just a tiny sampling of the Lego CubeDudes posted by Angus MacLane.

*Previously: Mazinger plus Superman equals Japanese Superman.

*Buy A-Team toys at eBay.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The A-Team eats sushi off a friend



The A-Team eats sushi off The Greatest American Hero in this piece by Scott Campbell for the Idiot Box show opening tomorrow at Gallery 1998.

At the risk of giving you an earworm, here's the openings for both shows. I actually couldn't find an embeddable English-language version of the A-Team opening:





UPDATE: From the same show - - the A-Team as robots.

UPDATE #2: From the comments - - the A-Team opening redone as Gears of War machinima. The ending is terrific:



*Previously: The A-Team reunite to contact Hannibal's ghost (really).

*Buy A-Team toys at eBay.

The A-Team eats sushi off a friend



The A-Team eats sushi off The Greatest American Hero in this piece by Scott Campbell for the Idiot Box show opening tomorrow at Gallery 1998.

At the risk of giving you an earworm, here's the openings for both shows. I actually couldn't find an embeddable English-language version of the A-Team opening:





UPDATE: From the same show - - the A-Team as robots.

UPDATE #2: From the comments - - the A-Team opening redone as Gears of War machinima. The ending is terrific:



*Previously: The A-Team reunite to contact Hannibal's ghost (really).

*Buy A-Team toys at eBay.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Christmas Link Roundup Part 1


"The Lump of Coal" by Lemony Snicket and Brett Helquist. You can try to win a copy from Harper Collins here. It's 22% off at Amazon.




Santa Munny by David Lanham.




Fifty five December 2008 desktop wallpapers.





Mr. T-themed Christmas images by Brandon Bird. Available as cards or prints.




Global warming Christmas card by Metin Seven.



Santa and Elf Lego minfigs by Jordan Schwartz.



Jesus as the Terminator by Jerrod Landons Porter. Via.



Snowman desktop wallpaper.



Plush Santa on sale at Etsy.



Drunken Rudolph roasts Santa.



Papercraft Christmas card by Kenn Munk. Download it here.



You can read the entire story “How Fin Fang Foom Saved Christmas” from the Marvel Holiday Special #1 here.

*Buy Nightmare Before Christmas toys at eBay.