Kobe and the Infinity Gauntlet

The NBA playoffs meet the Marvel Universe. Via.

Here's the full Black Mamba movie

Here's the full version of Robert Rodriguez's Black Mamba movie for Nike, featuring Kobe. It's really disappointing that they couldn't come up with a better zinger at the end.

*Buy Black Mamba supplements at Amazon.

Kobe Bryant in Black Mamba, directed by Robert Rodriguez

I guess he's fully embraced the ridiculous nickname he gave himself - - Kobe Bryant in Black Mamba, directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring Danny Trejo and Bruce Willis. Here are his latest shoes:




Here's the origin of the name:

Bryant started calling himself "Black Mamba" a few years ago, explaining to ESPN, "The mamba can strike with 99% accuracy at maximum speed, in rapid succession. That's the kind of basketball precision I want to have."

Here's Black Mamba by Joe Alterio:



And here's a Black Mamba t-shirt that sold out quickly:



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LeBron wasn't the only guy to decided to "take his talent" elsewhere

When Kobe Bryant announced that he was skipping college, he phrased it as "I've decided to take my talent to the NBA." (4:50 in.) Via.

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MINDstyle x CoolRain x NBA vinyl minifigures

MINDstyle x CoolRain x NBA vinyl minifigures series one, expected to be released just before the season starts.

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Kobe Bryant/Black Mamba t-shirt

Kobe Bryant/Black Mamba t-shirt by Hydro74 at the Nike shop.

*Previously: Video of Kobe Bryant jumping over a pool filled with snakes.

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Kobe Bryant/Whitesnake mashup

Kobe Bryant apparently doesn't have a good enough manager to keep him out of photoshoots that produce pictures like this:




So Deadpsin is hosting a photoshop gallery that includes this gem:



(Kobe once said he'd like to have the nickname "Black Mamba.")

*Previously: Blog dedicated to band logos.

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If Rampage had been set in Victorian England (link roundup)

Victorian Rampage t-shirt design by Ian Summers for Threadless. Vote by clicking on the voting widget if you'd like the chance to buy it:



And a few more links:

1. Street Fighter paper toys.

2. From the recent dialogue between Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell, I learned that Kobe is Nike's favorite client, and that former 49er Roger Craig is somehow still spry enough to run marathons.

3. Christmas tree creature paper toy.

*Previously: Squirrel goes on a rampage, injures three.

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Lego Pikmin (link roundup)

Filip Johannes Felberg has posted a series of Lego Pikmin creations. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Astonishing optical illusion, and you can see many more here. Via.

2. Fun gossip about Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa's desperate attempts to cash in on Kobe's popularity, and Kobe's repeated, public snubbing of Villaraigosa. Via.

3. Papercraft taco trucks. Via.

4. Seems overblown, but here's how a reporter discovered Chris Anderson's plagiarism (hint, it involved a strange use of parentheses).

*Previously: Pikmin 2D.

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Blind Justice statute (link roundup)

Blind Justice statue, available in high res here.

And a few more links:

1. Tucker Stone's top ten comics of 2008.

2. Here's a still from the upcoming Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs movie. Via.

3. Apparently Google recently updated websites' page ranks. This site will let you check a site's page rank quickly.

4. The Lakers employ "two full-time staffers who use eight digital video recorders, five laptop computers and 18 DVD burners to record, edit and copy footage for Lakers coaches and players." Kobe Bryant watches the most video.

*Previously: Ivan Drago, Justice Enforcer (the game).

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Kobe Bryant is Black Mamba

I am awfully jealous of whoever thought to ask Joe Alterio to draw him Kobe Bryant as a Black Mamba:




You can order your own monster or robot illustration by Alterio here.

*Previously: Kobe compares himself to the deadly Black Mamba.

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