

Wooden Cthulhu idol on sale at eBay.










A kit of balms, salves, and restoratives from my apothecary, which you may use to defend yourself against the impending zombie plague. Additionally, a hardcover biography, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, a tale inspired by my family’s struggle to defeat the unmentionables.The other major characters also have their own web presences, including OK Cupid profiles, Facebook accounts, Last.fm channels, and more.
Includes Bleed-Banishing Balm, Gnaw-be-Gone Purifying Poultice, Reanimate and Perambulate Smelling Salt.





