LOL Cardassian

Adam Koford reimagines a classic Star Trek TNG moment in Laugh-Out-Loud Cats #1239.

*Previously: The lost, "gay" episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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Lego Clockwork Policeman (link roundup)

Lego Clockwork Policeman (with drawers) by Kevin Heckel.

And a few more links:

1. Stunningly bizarre rumor about who was the father of one of Michael Jackson's sons.

2. The Washington Post says Khalid Sheik Mohammed became a major source of information about al-Qaeda after being waterboarded. Awfully tough to have a valuable opinion about politics, when I know so terribly little of the facts.

3. Lego wheelchair. Via.

*Previously: Infant police officer in a wheelchair.

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Christopher Hitchens submits to waterboarding

I have to be opaque about exactly where I was later that day, but there came a moment when, sitting on a porch outside a remote house at the end of a winding country road, I was very gently yet firmly grabbed from behind, pulled to my feet, pinioned by my wrists (which were then cuffed to a belt), and cut off from the sunlight by having a black hood pulled over my face. I was then turned around a few times, I presume to assist in disorienting me, and led over some crunchy gravel into a darkened room. Well, mainly darkened: there were some oddly spaced bright lights that came as pinpoints through my hood. And some weird music assaulted my ears. (I’m no judge of these things, but I wouldn’t have expected former Special Forces types to be so fond of New Age techno-disco.) The outside world seemed very suddenly very distant indeed.

Arms already lost to me, I wasn’t able to flail as I was pushed onto a sloping board and positioned with my head lower than my heart. (That’s the main point: the angle can be slight or steep.) Then my legs were lashed together so that the board and I were one single and trussed unit.

Read the whole thing.

Christopher Hitchens submits to waterboarding

I have to be opaque about exactly where I was later that day, but there came a moment when, sitting on a porch outside a remote house at the end of a winding country road, I was very gently yet firmly grabbed from behind, pulled to my feet, pinioned by my wrists (which were then cuffed to a belt), and cut off from the sunlight by having a black hood pulled over my face. I was then turned around a few times, I presume to assist in disorienting me, and led over some crunchy gravel into a darkened room. Well, mainly darkened: there were some oddly spaced bright lights that came as pinpoints through my hood. And some weird music assaulted my ears. (I’m no judge of these things, but I wouldn’t have expected former Special Forces types to be so fond of New Age techno-disco.) The outside world seemed very suddenly very distant indeed.

Arms already lost to me, I wasn’t able to flail as I was pushed onto a sloping board and positioned with my head lower than my heart. (That’s the main point: the angle can be slight or steep.) Then my legs were lashed together so that the board and I were one single and trussed unit.

Read the whole thing.