Web Hooks logo and tag line (link roundup)

I don't know what Web Hooks is, but I like this logo and tag line. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Best use of the "Terminate Me" application? Creating Terminator cats.

2. Classic nursery rhymes updated for the recession. For example:

OK, so Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. But, listen, even water is expensive nowadays. So Jack just innocently asked, "Do you really have to wash your hair every night?" Then, of course, they started getting into it, and Jill became pretty damn passive-aggressive, and unnecessarily, I might add. So then Jack fell down—maybe on accident, maybe on purpose—and he broke his crown. And, with no health insurance, they were both shit outta luck.

I have to confess, I often editorialize like this when I'm reading to my boys.

3. A Los Angeles superior court judge kept a lawsuit against Sharon Stone a secret "by accident" until questioned by the LA Times.

4. "[I]f Pakistan collapses, the U.S. military is primed to enter the country and secure as many of those weapons as it can, according to U.S. officials." Via.

*Previously: Steampunk pirate attack.

*Buy pirate posters at eBay.