If H.P. Lovecraft wrote the descriptions for chocolates

For example:

Nut Cluster Crunch

This eerie candy will test the sanity of all but those who possess the strongest of constitutions. Strange congeries of almonds, walnuts, and pistachios dance hypnotically within, promising to reveal their eldritch secrets to anyone foolish enough to take a bite of these ancient nut clusters!

Much more by Luke Burns here. I would buy these chocolates.

*Previously: Takashi Murakami's Instant Noodles.

*Buy H.P. Lovecraft's books at Amazon.