The Death of Paul Bunyan (and more)

The Death of Paul Bunyan, Narwhal, and monster inserted insto postcards - - all by Sean Dove. The first two are available in Sean's Etsy shop.

*Previously: Paul Bunyan beer.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Purple Otter (link roundup)

Purple otter by Fons Schiedon on sale here.

And a few more links:

1. Great photo of a bunch of narwhals.

2. Banana with a top hat.

3. Wolverine shows that the Man of Steel is no match for adamantium.

*Previously: "Stabby" the narwhal.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Narwhals love donuts (link roundup)

Narwhal and donuts print by Jamie Fales on sale at Etsy. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Mute Button pacifier on sale at Amazon. Via.

2. Hellboy slot machine. Via these sites.

3. Photo of people enthusiastically clapping. (In case you ever have need for such a photo.)

*Previously: Meet Swoopoo, a cross between eBay and slot machines.

*Buy Hellboy toys at eBay.

Cute, emoticon-esque cupcakes (link roundup)

Simple, adorable cupcakes spotted here.

And a few more links:

1. Plush narwhal.

2. Photo of a snow-covered restaurant in Hokkaido. Via.

3. Flavored honey candy on a stick concept.

*Previously: Sushi cupcakes.

*Buy Martha Stewart's Cupcakes: 175 Inspired Ideas for Everyone's Favorite Treat at Amazon.

Narwhal's tooth explained (link roundup)

Box Brown posts daily drawings for sale, like this girl-crazy Narwhal.

And a few more links:

1. Cheshire Cat-drawing contest.

2. Sleeping Beauty's Castle twisted into a skull.

3. Princess Peach pin-up.

*Previously: Seussian Narwhal.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Purple house (link roundup)

Purple house. More photos here.

And a few more links:

1. Ridiculous FaceTrainer device.

2. A whole bunch of narwhals.

3. Girl, dog, and chibi tank.

4. Bride and groom plush mushrooms.

*Previously: Someone put purple dye in Jeremy Shockey's glove.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Narwhals Broomball Club logo (link roundup)

One of three Narwhals Broomball Club logo concepts by Aaron Draplin. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Christopher "Dark Knight" Nolan's brother is in prison on murder charges, and various tools that could be used to escape were allegedly found in his cell. Via.

2. FYI, Last Exit to Nowhere regularly has Twitter contests. (Contests that always happen when I'm at work.)

3. How to set up a photography studio in your closet. Via these sites.

*Previously: Stabby the Narwhal.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Stabby the Narwhal (link roundup)

Dr. Seuss parody by Jim Benton, who has original art on sale here. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Princess Mononoke sculpture.

2. Find balloons spread across the country to win a DARPA contest. Via these sites.

3. Doping and judging scandals at the Chinese National Games.

*Previously: Princess Mononoke cosplay.

*Buy DARPA patches at eBay.

Stabby the Narwhal (link roundup)

Dr. Seuss parody by Jim Benton, who has original art on sale here. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Princess Mononoke sculpture.

2. Find balloons spread across the country to win a DARPA contest. Via these sites.

3. Doping and judging scandals at the Chinese National Games.

*Previously: Princess Mononoke cosplay.

*Buy DARPA patches at eBay.

Colorful clay octopus (link roundup)

Colorful clay octopus and monster face by Marc and David Green.

And a few more links:

1. Disneyland Summer 1984 Wallet Fact Card for employees lists a ton of information about Disneyland. Adult admission was $14. Via.

2. Narwhal costume.

3. Spider-Man pillow.

*Previously: Shred the Narwhal.

*Buy sculpey at Amazon.

Panda papercraft (link roundup)

Download the template for this panda paper box here.

And a few more links:

1. The horrifying truth about Orko.

2. Plush Wookiee Cookies.

3. Plush Lando Calrissian (if Lando was a chicken).

4. A rainbow of narwhals.

*Previously: Giant panda robot.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Panda papercraft (link roundup)

Download the template for this panda paper box here.

And a few more links:

1. The horrifying truth about Orko.

2. Plush Wookiee Cookies.

3. Plush Lando Calrissian (if Lando was a chicken).

4. A rainbow of narwhals.

*Previously: Giant panda robot.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Shred the Narwhal

I consider anything under 75 degrees to be too cold, but I like the narwhal and marshmallow mascots for High Cascade snowboard camps.

*Previously: Plush narwhal.

*Buy narwhals at eBay.

Almost naked animals by Noah Z. Jones

Noah Z. Jones has created a ridiculous menagerie of animals in their underpants.


He's has also made a few available as papercraft downloads, including this Narwhal I put together.


You can buy t-shirts and mugs with the designs here. He's also created several silly monsters. And illustrated several books available at Amazon. Alas, no stuffed animals.

*Previously: Piranha Plant underwear; Boy puts out fire using aunt's giant underwear; Costco recalls punching bags filled with underwear.

*Buy "sexy underwear" at Amazon. Careful, some of these things you won't be able to unsee.

Plush animals

Plush penguin, narwhal, and lion on sale at the Skunkboy Creatures Etsy shop. Via.

*See more plush creations here.

*Buy "Creepy Cute Crochet: Zombies, Ninjas, Robots, and More!" at Amazon.

Plush Narwhal

Plush Narwhal made as a commission by Sian Keegan. Here's her Etsy shop.

*See previously posted plush creations here.

*Buy "Creepy Cute Crochet: Zombies, Ninjas, Robots, and More!" at Amazon.

Threadless T-Shirt Design: Where's Narwaldo?

By Dave Caron.