Wow, I wish there was a Tesco near me

My local markets don't try to deter crime with fog generating machines.

Warning sign

Warning sign.

This roller coaster sounds pretty incredible

Rollercoaster Safety with Patrick Warburton - watch more funny videos

Lengthy safety video starring Patrick Warburton for a roller coaster. Via these sites.

*Previously: Gallery of cabin safety cards.

Image roundup

Six-year-old Yu Gi Oh cardshark.



This will kill you, painfully.



Australian Peacock Spider. (You can see them dancing here.)



The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Victor Vasetnov.



Long jump landing.



Hungry slippers.



Ta Prohm temple wallpaper.

Image roundup

Crib full of baby pandas.




Electrified acid sounds awesome.




Glassedwinged Butterfly. See also.




Bonsai.




Ant and water drops. (High-res at the links.)

Aperture Science Warning Posters

Collection of high-res Aperture Science warning posters.

Relatedly, yes, there will be downloadable content for Portal 2.

New cigarette packaging warning labels

Some of the 36 proposed new warning labels the FDA will require on cigarette packages. (some are pretty ghastly.) Via.

*Buy Remove Child Before Folding: The 101 Stupidest, Silliest, and Wackiest Warning Labels Ever at Amazon.

Ben Roethlisberger action figure to come with warning stickers

Three gems courtesy of Deadspin:


Appropriate warning sticker added to Ben Roethlisberger action figure.



The Trentonian gives a shout-out to "dog killer" Michael Vick. Here's videos of some of Vick's incredible highlights from yesterday.



Video of Ohio's Rufus Bobcat repeatedly attacking Ohio State's Brutus Buckeye. The Bobcat has been punished.

*Buy mascot bobbleheads at Amazon.

No bomb jokes, please

Sign at Manila International Airport warning against bomb jokes.

Dark Room warning sign

Dark Room warning sign via these sites.

Previously: Warning signs you want to see.

*Buy Death Traps to Treasure: Spanish and Mexican Mine Traps, Warning Signs and Symbols at Amazon.

Short horror film (link roundup)

Amock and bonus extended ending by Francois Vico, Martin Vaissie, Sarah Matuszak, and Xavier Goubin. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Sad little cigarette.

2. "Please do it at home."

3. Ben Franklin, Lord of Lightning.

*Previously: Portly Lego dragon with cigarette and lighter.

*Buy Smoke Gets in Your Eyes: Branding and Design in Cigarette Packaging at Amazon.

Caution: Exposure may cause super powers (happy signs)

A whole bunch of happy signs from a Worth 1000 contest.

*Previously: No goblins allowed sign.

*Buy Death Traps to Treasure: Spanish and Mexican Mine Traps, Warning Signs and Symbols at Amazon.

Rip current death toll; spiked spider

Take a quick vacation - - enjoy this photo gallery taken on the Kalalau Trail in Kauai (yes, there's a high-res version of that armored spider).

*Previously: Chipotle parking spot warning sign.

*Buy spider specimens at Amazon.

A valuable warning about people wearing gas masks (link roundup)

Two of the silly warning notices put up around USC. Download your own silly warning flyers courtesy of Postergasm here. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Mocktopus comics are pretty funny. Try Detective Facepuncher, or a trip through time. Via.

2. Llamas.

3. Deface money: George Washington as the Mad Hatter.

*Previously: Llama golf caddy.

*Buy gas masks at eBay.

Columbo's glass eye (link roundup)

Columbo - - one of a series of tv images by Albert Exergian. Via.

And a few more link:

1. The Japanese version of the "warning, children crossing" sign is a lot more interesting than the American version.

2. Comment and win a Blanka statue.

3. Horrifying facehugger animated gif.

*Previously: Blanka sculpture.

*Buy Street Fighter toys at eBay.

The dog has a gun (link roundup)

Sign says: Danger. The dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication. Via these sites. Source unknown.

And a few more links:

1. List of the Harvey Award 2009 winners.

2. Warrior on a bear.

3. Demon in a baby carriage.

*Previously: Serpent baby in a baby carriage.

*Buy vintage signs at Amazon.

The dog has a gun (link roundup)

Sign says: Danger. The dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication. Via these sites. Source unknown.

And a few more links:

1. List of the Harvey Award 2009 winners.

2. Warrior on a bear.

3. Demon in a baby carriage.

*Previously: Serpent baby in a baby carriage.

*Buy vintage signs at Amazon.