Arnold Schwarzenegger's DVD commentary for Total Recall

Hard to believe, but I don't think this is a joke - - Arnold Schwarzenegger's commentary for Total recall is a lot of him just describing what we can all see on the screen. The Blu-Ray/DVD is cheap Amazon. Via.

New art by Jim Rugg

Contra/Alien/Predator for the iam8bit show.



SPX 2011 program cover.



Ubik is for the big Dylan Williams fundraiser I've mentioned before. Lots of art on sale at eBay.

Link roundup

1. At Reddit, a participant on Pimp My Ride participated in an ask me anything:

I actually had to sign a contract that prohibited me from listing their final product on eBay, which I did. I was contacted by Viacom about 3 hours later, ordered to take it down. I then got the contact info of the company that made the Jackhammer woof and made a deal. The problem with the show is, they don't fix any of the mechanical issues, and my car was a piece of shit. What they did was make my piece of shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great. Just not great enough to drive on roads.

2. I can't believe this really exists - - Spike tv has a show called Repo Games:

From the producers of Jersey Shore and Spike TV comes Repo Games, a whole new kind of game show. Repo Games follows a crew of real-life repo men, Josh Lewis and Tom DeTone, as they give debtors one last chance to keep their cars -- but only if they’re willing to play for it. The debtors are asked five questions, and if they get three answers correct, their cars will be paid off on the spot. If the debtors fail, their cars get a new home at the impound lot.

Via.

3. Telling anecdote about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Via.

Kuato Mighty Mugg

Kuato from Total Recall custom Mighty Mugg by Jonas Britt.

*See more custom Mighty Muggs at Toycutter.

*Buy Mighty Muggs at eBay.

Video showing Meg Whitman campaigning exactly like Arnold Schwarzenegger

Clever video shows Meg Whitman has made the exact same campaign statements as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Via.

In other fun political videos, watch New Mexico Lieutenant Governor Diane Denish accuse her opponent of wastefully giving border control agents "big fat boners" (instead of bonuses):



*Buy political memorabilia collections at Amazon.

Conan The Barbarian and Total Recall as musicals

OK, seriously, stop and watch these musicals by Jon and Al Kaplan - - it's as if Billy Crystal is doing an impression of Arnold and singing about Conan and Total Recall.

*Previously: Quaid in disguise Lego CubeDude.

*Buy Total Recall posters at eBay.

Quaid in disguise Lego CubeDude (Total Recall)

Quaid taking off his mask Lego CubeDude by Angus Maclane.

*Previously: Kuato Lego CubeDude.

*Buy Total Recall posters at eBay.

Kuato Lego CubeDude

Kuato from Total Recall Lego CubeDude by Angus MacLane.

*Previously: Total Recall in six frames.

*Buy Total Recall posters at eBay.

Can you get an STD from a picture? (link roundup)

Hef, Arnold, and Wilt. Via.

And a few more links:

1. Katie Cook has put a sketch card offer up for bid at eBay. (Of course, for the amount it's going for already, you'd think she'd eat the shipping and handling charge.)

2. Crosswalk on a low-gravity world.

3. Banana Warhol.

*Previously: Suspicious theft of Warhol paintings.

*Buy Wilt Chamberlain toys at eBay.

Video compilation of all the deaths in Total Recall

Video compilation of all the bonecrunching deaths in Total Recall. Via.

*Previously: Mock ad for Rekall.

*Buy Total Recall posters at eBay.

New Neatorama monsters (link roundup)

New Neatorama monster and robot by Joe Alterio.

And a few more links:

1. Stephen King's son Joseph Hillstrom King writes as "Joe Hill" and has met with success.

2. Governor Schwarzenegger with his sword. (California's revenues are already a billion behind estimates for the year, by the way.)

3. The timeless silhouette of Porsche's 911 Carrera. Via.

*Previously: Hot tub ad says, "Because you can only fit one woman in a Porsche."

*Buy books by Joe Hill at Amazon.

New Neatorama monsters (link roundup)

New Neatorama monster and robot by Joe Alterio.

And a few more links:

1. Stephen King's son Joseph Hillstrom King writes as "Joe Hill" and has met with success.

2. Governor Schwarzenegger with his sword. (California's revenues are already a billion behind estimates for the year, by the way.)

3. The timeless silhouette of Porsche's 911 Carrera. Via.

*Previously: Hot tub ad says, "Because you can only fit one woman in a Porsche."

*Buy books by Joe Hill at Amazon.

The many faces of Arnold Schwarzenegger (and more)

The latest desktop wallpaper posted at Kitsune Noir features the many faces of Arnold Schwarzenegger by Owen Gatley.

Owen's website is full of charming books and pop-ups including An Abstract Telling of Hansel and Gretel:



wrestling lucadores, and a boy on thrilling adventures.

*Previously: Luchador paper doll.

*Buy luchador masks at eBay.

Hauser or is it Quaid? (link roundup)

An homage to Total Recall, one of my favorite movies, by Jeff Ramirez. The prints are on sale for $60 each at Gallery 1998.

And a few more links:

1. Washington Post editor Doug Feaver says anonymous comments should be allowed . . . because it's important for everyone to remember that there are lunatics out there. Via.

2. So what hurts the Los Angeles Times' credibility more, that they ran an ad on the front page that looked like a genuine news article, or that over 100 staffers signed a petition criticizing the move? Via.

3. President Obama is the first president to hold a Passover Seder. Here's the guest list. I'd like to see a version of Exodus drawn by Mike Mignola. Via.

4. Star Wars Easter Bunny.

*Previously: Moses vs. Egyptian zombies flash game.

*Buy Moses toys at eBay.

Hauser or is it Quaid? (link roundup)

An homage to Total Recall, one of my favorite movies, by Jeff Ramirez. The prints are on sale for $60 each at Gallery 1998.

And a few more links:

1. Washington Post editor Doug Feaver says anonymous comments should be allowed . . . because it's important for everyone to remember that there are lunatics out there. Via.

2. So what hurts the Los Angeles Times' credibility more, that they ran an ad on the front page that looked like a genuine news article, or that over 100 staffers signed a petition criticizing the move? Via.

3. President Obama is the first president to hold a Passover Seder. Here's the guest list. I'd like to see a version of Exodus drawn by Mike Mignola. Via.

4. Star Wars Easter Bunny.

*Previously: Moses vs. Egyptian zombies flash game.

*Buy Moses toys at eBay.

Three animated gifs

Obama, Biden, Hillary, and Michelle O. rocking out in a car. Link.

Spock flashes a variety of signs. Link.

Schwarzenegger says "get to the choppa!" Link.

*See more animated gifs here.

Link roundup

1. If you haven't seen it yet, then you must watch Andy Samberg's impression of Mark Wahlberg. This is "Mark Wahlberg talks to animals":




2. Animated gif of Hauser (or is it Quaid?) getting a personality transplant. Link.


3. Steampunk Boba Fett colorized. Link.


4. Alabama law school offers free iTunes downloads just for applying. Link.


5. When the economy is bad, Playboy Playmates tend to be older and less curvaceous. You can examine the data here (honest, it's just data, no pictures). Via.


6. Freddie Mercury, if he was a character in Scott Pilgrim's universe. Link.

*Find more animated gifs here.

*Buy Boba Fett toys at eBay.

Get to the choppa!

Image found here.

*Previously: Arnold Schwarzenegger's One Liners From Predator Dubbed In Japanese.

*Buy Predator toys at eBay.